Strutton Pigeon is a one-bird clean-up crew. Every dawn, he’s out with his litter-picker and hi-vis vest (self-issued), tidying the pavements, riverbanks, and anywhere that needs it. He’s a volunteer through and through – part civic pride, part unlimited energy. He’s even petitioning for a composting initiative! When the day’s work is done, you’ll find him perched by the canal, preening his feathers and admiring the view. Now, if only Amuseables Peanut would stop dropping crisp crumbs...